Never thought someone’s car could
1: go that high
2: touch the ground
3: look like it was on fire
4: HAVE A FUCKING FIREWORK STRAPPED TO IT.

Hahaha funny shit.

Lexi: ugh I hate my period.
Me: Me too. You are a bitch.
Lexi: Fuck you
Me: No but for real I am having the worst cramps
Lexi: Don’t even. It’s called take a shit
Me: it’s called a period
Lexi: don’t even talk to me about periods. It honestly feels like my pussy just got a major pounding.
Me: hahaha

Mr. S.o.b.czak always has something to say about someone’s portfolio. Well he pulled up Adam’s portfolio during third hour (I’m in fourth hour). When they were going through his pictures , a picture of Kaylee, Adam, Janelle and Kelli popped up. He proceeds to tell the class how they were best friends and were a little group. Then he points to Janelle’s face and says “and then there is Austin and Janelle” awkward right? He claimed that whenever Janelle and I were around there was trouble and that me being added to the group caused everyone to be destructive. He said something about us being the Ginger group because of our hair, but yup that’s my story.

I present on the day of prom.

Thanks for not pulling me over. I really appreciate it. It was kind of you to take time to scare the shit out of me by following me instead of giving me a ticket. I owe you one.

Have an awesome night.

-Austin

P.s. at least you weren’t Verneer.

While your at being a big bitch, can you please yell at me some more? Thanks.

Well I guess after not having my car for three fucking weeks isn’t long enough. Now I have to take this fucking thing to get the damn air conditioning fixed because the computer chip inside is fucked. Seriously. Fuck me.

Today is bullshit.

Ha ha POPPI.